I know this is late, but I've been busy. Deal wil it.
Anyway, maybe I should find something entertaining to say...Oh yes. Due to a bout of nostalgia, I have been watching childrens classic cartoon films. And well... lets just say, I'd like to say a few things. I have provided the evidence here:

CASE #1
Subject: Mickey and The Beanstalk.
Charge(s): Convicted of convincing me that Donald Duck will come and murder me in my sleep.
Evidence:
Partway through the movie, we get to the very sad part, where the famous Mickey mouse, the lower than average IQ Goofy, and the incoherent Donald Duck are gathered around the table, fighting off the pangs of starvation while sharing their meal, see through slices of bread and a bean.


First off, when the f**k did disney become so damn depressing? This sounds more like a portrayl of Third World children in an impoverished country. I was half expecting to hear the narrarator saying how they killed Pluto just to survive the winter, and that Goofy was dying from a bad case of dysentery. And they've gotten worse over the years, look at Toy Story 3.
Anyway, moving along. Just as Donald is about to eat if food, he flies into a psychopathic rage, attempting to eat dinner plates and cutlery, and later grabbing the communal axe, and trying to murder their cow.
Yeah. Way to go, walt disney. The result? Nightmares. Many, many nightmares.

CASE 2:
Subject: The Sword and The Stone
Charge(s): Zoophilia, Negligence, and many, many bad decisions.
Evidence:
The second case would have to be the Sword in the Stone. This movie is kinda old, therby repeating animated scene bits (like when Wart (Arthur) falls down the stairs... which can still be kind of hilarious), and  containing that glorious gritty technicolour we all know and love.
However, the Sword in the stone, the old Wizard Merlin is trying to show Wart that brains are more valuable over brawn, education and wisdom are the keys to life, etc, etc, you know the drill. So how does he decide to do it? Make him read the works of philosophers? Have him study biochemistry and physics?
He turns him into a f**king fish.
And then a squirrel.
And then a bird.
What. The. Hell.
And coincidentally, each encounted winds up with Wart having an NDE, while Merlin is either forgetting a spell that could actually save his live, or singing a song about zoophilia.
Yes, zoophilia.
When they are having magical adventures as squirrels, a young lady squirrel falls for Squirrel-Wart. Instead of intervening, Merlin just shrugs and starts singing about how love is stupid, and . Then Merlin gets stalked by a fat old lady squirrel. And when Arthur finally is changed back into a human, the little girl squirrel is heartbroken, while he's a total jackass about it. As she runs away, sobbing hysterically, I think "Way to go, a**hole. I mean, she was the best piece of tail(Pun intended) you're ever gonna get. I bet she'll be the one who tells Guinevere you're a class 4 d-bag. Sh**, no wonder she banged Lancelot when you weren't looking.
Anyway, I know there are many more frightening old childrens movies out there. But I have a math test to study for.
Carpe Noctem,
Broadway Moshpit